Picture "i walked into a mcdonalds washroom and there was an old man sitting on the urinal taking a dump, so i hid in the stall and took a picture with my camera phone..."
Picture According to the Patriot Act, if they catch you doing this you don't even get a lawyer - you just go straight to secret prison.
Picture We should go to war against McDonald Land. It's an evil state that is harboring this fugitive from justice.
Picture Eat at Gateway, where the founders have used their immortality to study and perfect the hamburger.