Picture Good thing you wore the McDonalds logo, I might not know which enormous purple heap you were dressed as.
Picture "i walked into a mcdonalds washroom and there was an old man sitting on the urinal taking a dump, so i hid in the stall and took a picture with my camera phone..."
Picture According to the Patriot Act, if they catch you doing this you don't even get a lawyer - you just go straight to secret prison.
Picture We should go to war against McDonald Land. It's an evil state that is harboring this fugitive from justice.