Meat is murder. And murder is delicious.
Forget "Pi" Day - let's take a moment to honor these brave, magical cakes with the mind-bending ability to BE CAKES AND ALSO OTHER FOOD AT THE SAME TIME.
Ohhh, it's a CAKE, it only _looks_ like an entire raw turkey! Now I'm hungry.
Just because it's bloody doesn't mean I'm a bleedin' heart liberal or nuthin'.
Ho ho ho-hold up, this doesn't seem sanitary.
"Tell PETA my mink is dragging on the [kitchen] floor."
Eating your veggies is the least of your worries now, because, ew. How about washing down those toothpaste bites with Buffalo Wing Soda? Mmmm, refreshing. For dessert, we have "fuck you" because that' …
He has to stare at that meat for all of eternity.
Trick or Meat!
Subway: eat fresh.
"We also out of dictionaries."
Tired of meat after all that 4th of July grilling? Of course you're not. Meat is awesome. Not only is it delicious, but it inspires people to create these gustatory masterpieces.
Wow, that's more jerky than saying this video sucks.
Experience necessary? No problem there.
It's not that gross. She just squeezed the juices into her pig blood cocktail. Y'know, for flavor.
They're both Grade A pieces of meat in my book.
The butcher responded, "If that's your meat I'll be your sub."
That enough proof for ya, you stupid creationists?