CollegeHumor: Meat

16 Cakes Disguised as Other Foods

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 16:22:38 -0400

16 Cakes Disguised as Other Foods

Realistic Turkey Cake Is Not Appetizing At All

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 12:08:35 -0500

Ohhh, it's a CAKE, it only _looks_ like an entire raw turkey! Now I'm hungry.

Valentine's Meat

Fri, 08 Feb 2013 11:36:05 -0500

Just because it's bloody doesn't mean I'm a bleedin' heart liberal or nuthin'.

Yummy Russian Santa Meat?

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 12:00:48 -0500

Ho ho ho-hold up, this doesn't seem sanitary.

Pets Are Delicious Meat

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 11:34:32 -0500

"Tell PETA my mink is dragging on the [kitchen] floor."

Food Products That Shouldn't Exist

Wed, 05 Dec 2012 16:43:01 -0500

Food Products That Shouldn't Exist

Doggy Purgatory

Fri, 02 Nov 2012 11:33:00 -0400

He has to stare at that meat for all of eternity.

Prosciutto Zombie Hand

Thu, 01 Nov 2012 11:41:26 -0400

Trick or Meat!

Subway Car Has Meat Counter

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 12:45:19 -0400

Subway: eat fresh.

"Sorry We Closed We Out of Meet"

Tue, 24 Jul 2012 15:16:54 -0400

"We also out of dictionaries."

18 Glorious Meat Creations

Thu, 05 Jul 2012 14:47:05 -0400

18 Glorious Meat Creations

The 8 Worst People at Your Barbecue

Mon, 02 Jul 2012 23:58:09 -0400

You didn't already put salt in, did you? You shouldn't salt it until the very end, so it stays juicy. You should punch down the middle so the burger doesn't balloon out. Didn't you already turn that one? You shouldn't turn it so much. Now it looks like you're hitting me in the face with your spatula. You shouldn't use the same spatula you use for food for face slapping. It's unsanitary. No, no, no, you shouldn't slam my face on THIS part of the grill. This part is cooler and generally used for keeping cooked foods warm. If you really want to cause me pain, really get a good sear going, you should slam it over here where the coals are stacked higher.

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National Jerky Day Mosaic is Deliciously Beautiful

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 11:25:43 -0400

Wow, that's more jerky than saying this video sucks.

Ballymena Meats Requires Boners

Mon, 21 May 2012 12:37:12 -0400

Experience necessary? No problem there.

Sheep Mourns Kebab Prank

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 12:07:40 -0500

If I were him, I'd wait till the end of the night and get the leftovers out of the dumpster. Then he could mourn it as long as wants, or eat it.

Meat Garnish On Drink

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 14:54:07 -0500

It's not that gross. She just squeezed the juices into her pig blood cocktail. Y'know, for flavor.

Meat and Princess Leia Slave

Tue, 02 Nov 2010 14:34:35 -0400

They're both Grade A pieces of meat in my book.

Untitled 17

Tue, 24 Aug 2010 23:03:54 -0400

The butcher responded, "If that's your meat I'll be your sub."

Untitled 18

Mon, 02 Aug 2010 17:02:20 -0400

Shark Weak

Untitled 19

Fri, 25 Jun 2010 16:01:51 -0400

That enough proof for ya, you stupid creationists?