Pill Instructions May Have Been Written By Drunk Person

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 10:28:30 -0400

Don't worry, if you follow these instructions carefully, you definitely won't get poisoned.

Ask Your Doctor About Tacos

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 09:54:08 -0400

Big Taco's stranglehold on Washington keeps getting tighter.

Old School Cough Syrup Ingredients

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 18:14:50 -0500

That'll do the trick.

Having a Throat or Mouth Listed as Risk Factor for Throat Cancer

Tue, 01 May 2012 11:47:26 -0400

Oh no! I've had a throat or mouth my whole life!

What Really Happens in the ER

Thu, 24 Jun 2010 17:59:27 -0400

The Nurse and Doctor burst through ER doors with patient on a bed.

Nurse: His name is Frank Fitzgerald; he was just hit by a car.

Doctor: Oh my god, it looks like there’s some serious internal bleeding and possibly a collapsed lung. I’m going to scrub up immediately!

Latex Gloves: Sigh…

Untitled 5

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:05:26 -0500

We're going to need a fresh pair of tightie whities, STAT!

Restless Leg Syndrome Treatment

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 10:00:45 -0400

It's not a cure. It's a solution.

Pain Medication Girl

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 15:30:33 -0400

She's just high on life, by which we mean the compounds Li and Fe, a highly potent drug.

Star Trek character, or over-the-counter erectile dysfunction pill?

Thu, 09 Apr 2009 20:07:53 -0400

Aren't they the same thing anyway? Wait, I mean the exact opposite.

Finally, a cure for herpes and linear, physics-based travel.

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:56:41 -0500

Untitled 10

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:51:46 -0500

Dr. Stoner is a respected diagnostic authority.

Untitled 11

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 20:30:32 -0500

You've gotta ration.

Leginex

Tue, 26 Sep 2006 13:30:08 -0400

From sketch comedy superstars Elephant Larry.

Untitled 13

Tue, 28 Sep 2004 00:00:00 -0400

"For one hell of a cough."

Untitled 14

Sat, 11 Aug 2001 00:00:00 -0400

Amnesia parody

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