Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Clean your room!
Alright Lucy, I've had enough! I'm drawing a big line down the middle of the room and whatever is on that side is yours, and this side is mine!
You know it's bad news when there are two toilet paper handles, and both are empty.
"Actual car that is always parked in front of the student union at UC." Does anyone know the story here?
Very effective birth control.
When you're handling 20 gallons of pizza sauce, BE CAREFUL!
"This is only about a weeks worth of accumulation."
"A guy came running in with a mop... not kidding."
Just buy a Brita filter, your roommate will thank you.
"The bruises were caused by sugar cookies in a food fight with a bouncer."
"6'2'' at it's peak." That means that garbage is taller than many people you know.
Is the garbage driving that car?
I knew that plastic pizza pan was a bad investment.
Bless this mess.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.