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Weird Metal Katy Perry Cover
For better or for worse, this is a part of your life now.
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Cat is a Death Metal Drummer
As far as he's concerned, 9 lives is 8 too many.
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Ke$ha's Metal Hair
Ouch, now she knows what it's like to have one of her songs stuck in her head.
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Heavy Metal Pacman
He's not trapped in a maze with ghosts. They're trapped in a maze with him.
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Picnicface: Megalord
Can you save the world? And can he crash on your couch?
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Death Metal Donkey
He'll head bang, but only if you get too close to his hind legs.
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Slayer Christmas House 2011
This is going to be the brutal-est Christmas ever.
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"The King that Never Was": The Worst, Most Expensive Music Video of the Year
They're as bad as Rebecca Black, but old enough to know better.
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J-Pop Metal is the Scariest Music Ever
It's terrifying because even though they're pop stars, they're still better than you at math.
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Death Metal Bands Explain Where Babies Come From
The more pressing question to ask would be where do they get their fans from.
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Heavy Metal Pizza Promoter
That pizza better be good.
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"Du Hast" A Capella
This is actually how Rammstein initially envisioned the song, but they only knew how to play instruments.
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Baby Moshes to Pantera
This will only be cute for another 11 years.
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Austrian Death Machine: "I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, and Your Motorcycle"
Easily the best song about Arnold Schwarzenegger since the last song they wrote about Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Death Metal Vocal Exercises
He has the voice of a fallen angel.
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Norwegian Black Metal Calms Baby
It's cute now, but she'll go through a rebellious "Kidz Bop" phase at age 16.
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Norwegian Black Metal Calms Baby
I still wouldn't recommend giving him Norwegian black milk.
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Metal Guitarist Shreads to Pokemon Theme
Man, if the theme song sounded like this, maybe Pokemon would have caught on.
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Metal Lego Viking Odyssey
If this isn't the most metal Lego video you watch today, I'll eat my hat.


