"Metal" Video

He'll head bang, but only if you get too close to his hind legs.

That pizza better be good.

This is actually how Rammstein initially envisioned the song, but they only knew how to play instruments.

From vivavoxchoir

This will only be cute for another 11 years.

From JEPHMommy

Easily the best song about Arnold Schwarzenegger since the last song they wrote about Arnold Schwarzenegger.

From Austrian Death Machine

He has the voice of a fallen angel.

From PLMvideos

It's cute now, but she'll go through a rebellious "Kidz Bop" phase at age 16.

From lillegrevling

I still wouldn't recommend giving him Norwegian black milk.

From Little Grevling

Man, if the theme song sounded like this, maybe Pokemon would have caught on.

If this isn't the most metal Lego video you watch today, I'll eat my hat.

He started working on this back when it would have been relevant. That's how difficult it is.

Today's Sesame Street is brought to you by SLAYER!

If it's too loud, you're too cold.

This bird can't be caged. I mean, he's literally in a cage, but metaphorically you can't cage him.

They must be entering those angsty pre-centennial years.

They're so metal, that's part of the song.

He's entering those angsty teen years, where he rebels against things like himself.

Kesha even makes polka worse.

Who said Polka-Metal was dead?

U.S.A! U.S.A!