CollegeHumor: Michael phelps

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Sat, 14 Feb 2009 15:32:44 -0500

"Sometimes I just feel like I could swim too, ya know? Like... if only I could breath under water!"

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Mon, 02 Feb 2009 02:52:26 -0500

There's only one way to truly start the morning. Wake and bake baby, wake and bake.

Michael Phelps does 25 Random Things About Me on Facebook

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 15:18:39 -0500

“Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you. (To do this: go to “notes” under tabs on your profile, paste the instructions in the body of the note, type your 25 random things, tag 25 people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)”
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Sat, 01 Nov 2008 20:56:49 -0400

What happens when you stop training but continue to eat a 7,000 calorie breakfast...

Michael Phelps

Sat, 01 Nov 2008 16:25:47 -0400

My jolly girlfriend went with me as my mom.

Epic Sports Hero Sleepover

Mon, 27 Oct 2008 12:11:24 -0400

Phelps did this commercial for free, all he wanted was Kobe's autograph.

Night Swimming with Mark Spitz

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:58:03 -0400

Olympic superstar Mark Spitz answers all your sensual questions.

The Phelps Minute With Michael Phelps

Tue, 09 Sep 2008 01:39:35 -0400

The gold medalist talks about "Swimfan," the War In Iraq, and other swimming-related topics.

Eating the breakfast of champions automatically makes you a champion. Right?

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 18:22:55 -0400

Guys consume 12,000 calories before racing a swimmer

Michael Phelps's Poor Sportsmanship

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:25:49 -0400

Michael Phelps's victory by .01 of a second was amazing. Here is the EXCLUSIVE UNSEEN camera angle of 2nd place, Milorad Cavic.

CH Live: NYC - Michael Phelps Breakfast in Five Minutes

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:44:32 -0400

From the CollegeHumor Live Show: Major League Eater Crazy Legs Conti attempts to consume Michael Phelps' breakfast in less than five minutes -- Three pancakes, three french toasts, three fried egg sandwiches, a bowl of grits, an omelet and two cups o...

It wasn't easy getting Michael Phelps from Beijing back to his tank at SeaWorld

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:51:28 -0400

The Onion: Michael Phelps Returns To His Tank At Sea World

That Michael Phelps, what a fatass

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:08:34 -0400

Every day Michael Phelps eats enough food to feed all the orphans in the world and some real people.