Accidentally left the little tyke out in the cold last night, so here's to hoping he defrosts evenly. picture Accidentally left the little tyke out in the cold last night, so here's to hoping he defrosts evenly.

| 74 comments | February 28, 2011
Hide your kids, hide your hot pockets picture Hide your kids, hide your hot pockets

From vitamins_

| 50 comments | December 07, 2010
Baby: the other, other white meat. picture Baby: the other, other white meat.

| 14 comments | June 23, 2010
I don't know why you would want to microwave a condom but yeah, you definitely don't want to put it in the microwave while you're still wearing it. picture I don't know why you would want to microwave a condom but yeah, you definitely don't want to put it in the microwave while you're still wearing it.

| 27 comments | September 04, 2008
"Honey, put the hand crank back. You won't believe what I found." picture "Honey, put the hand crank back. You won't believe what I found."

| 119 comments | March 23, 2008
Honey, is 2 years old a baby or a child? picture Honey, is 2 years old a baby or a child?

From Schroeter

| 21 comments | October 24, 2006
Where there's a drunk and Ramen, there's a way. picture Where there's a drunk and Ramen, there's a way.

From Hoppy

| 17 comments | October 19, 2006
He's holding his keys, as if he's going somewhere. picture He's holding his keys, as if he's going somewhere.

From Joe Bridge

| 10 comments | October 17, 2006
"Ever put an entire computer in the microwave? I was disappointed." picture "Ever put an entire computer in the microwave? I was disappointed."

From jon

| 1 comment | March 14, 2006
"The burn hole is from him trying to dry them in the microwave." picture "The burn hole is from him trying to dry them in the microwave."

| 0 comments | November 20, 2005
Good hiding space, but you might want to unplug it just to be sure. picture Good hiding space, but you might want to unplug it just to be sure.

| 0 comments | August 28, 2005
Imagine waking up shamed with a microwave on your head. Hard. Core. picture Imagine waking up shamed with a microwave on your head. Hard. Core.

| 2 comments | October 31, 2004
"Cats kept tearin shit up so we taught them a lesson!!" (don't get mad, it's not real nerds) picture "Cats kept tearin shit up so we taught them a lesson!!" (don't get mad, it's not real nerds)

| 2 comments | October 24, 2004
"Found on the 10th floor- gotta love drunk people" picture "Found on the 10th floor- gotta love drunk people"

From ned

| 1 comment | October 13, 2004
Finals stress? Take it out on your microwave! picture Finals stress? Take it out on your microwave!

| 1 comment | May 03, 2004
"I microwaved a CD." Congrats. picture "I microwaved a CD." Congrats.

| 0 comments | June 26, 2003
"My friends and I heard that if you put a lightbulb in a microwave, that it'll light up. We found out it was true." picture "My friends and I heard that if you put a lightbulb in a microwave, that it'll light up. We found out it was true."

| 3 comments | November 12, 2002
"This is what happens when you put marshmallow bunnies and a Cadbury chocolate egg in the microwave..." picture "This is what happens when you put marshmallow bunnies and a Cadbury chocolate egg in the microwave..."

| 0 comments | September 27, 2002