"Midget" Video

Weird. You read the title and you haven't clicked it yet. Why are you here?

Just think, we were once afraid these people would destroy the free world.

A short person takes a moment to show off the awesome capabilities of the human body during a midget wrestling match. Unbelievable.

A deeply emotional look at a fella inflicted with midget gigantism...

From Turkeyneck

Still less weird to behold than the actual Michael Jackson.

This is a short scene from a three hour documentary on this laughing German midget. Movies were so much better back then.

What are you at getting terribly phat? Looking so awesome when you're dancing like that.

Everyone saw the VMAs, but did you see Britney's performance last night? It was even worse!

It's been two years since someone submitted a video of Tiny Michael Jackson in the subway. Let's check in and see what he's up to.

From Jones

Hey, do you know Little Superstar?

You can't hear it, but the camel's laughing just as hard at him.

Life Lesson: Never wear a necktie when Little Superstar is around.

Be warned, your life is about to be forever changed by this video of midgets kick boxing. There's no unwatching this.

Midget breakdancers may be small, but their pops and locks are just as big as anyone else's.

Midget vs. bull - nature's oldest rivalry.

The Next Next Karate Kid

You, sir, are the single worst midget impersonating Michael Jackson that I have ever seen in a subway and I bid you a good day!

I wonder if this movie makes real midgets sad.