Return to dystopic sender.
It just touches your plush animal heart, doesn't it.
"So when do you have the right of way? ALWAYS, that's correct."
A weapon of mass camera destruction.
Will this terrible, whimsical war never end?
It's Memorial Day, so take a break from scarfing down burgers to think about the people in the Armed Services. Specifically, think about the people in these twelve pictures because they're awesome.
He also sent over enough cootie shots for the whole platoon, so give him a break.
This is my rifle, this is my cat. This is for fighting, this is for making internet videos.
Only our finest...
Just going to the office. TO FIRE THIS GIANT GUN! Hah, the military is SWEETNESS.
Military budget cuts...