How would you know what that tastes like, milk? picture How would you know what that tastes like, milk?
No, it's not Hurricane Season, she just won a lifetime supply of Flutie Flakes. picture No, it's not Hurricane Season, she just won a lifetime supply of Flutie Flakes.
High-Powered Cow video High-Powered Cow

This is less impressive when you consider that that cow hasn't been milked in ten years.

High School Talent Show Milk Chug video High School Talent Show Milk Chug

"If puking on stage isn't a talent, then how come you can't do it?"

How to Draw a Line on the Road video How to Draw a Line on the Road

I always thought brushes and paint were involved.

If 2% tastes like homo, skim milk must be a raging gay unicorn surrounded by half-naked Village People dancing around in a circle. picture If 2% tastes like homo, skim milk must be a raging gay unicorn surrounded by half-naked Village People dancing around in a circle.
Oh, I'm sorry officer. Are you gonna prosect me? Oh no, not prosected! Whatever will I do?! picture Oh, I'm sorry officer. Are you gonna prosect me? Oh no, not prosected! Whatever will I do?!
The Gauntlet Challenge video The Gauntlet Challenge

One man, six habeneros, 15 Warheads, cinnamon, diet Coke, Mentos, and a gallon of milk.

Note from School picture Note from School

Jacob's been a PIMP since day 1 of first grade.

The Milk Glove video The Milk Glove

Ever needed milk but didn't have the time or energy to deal with the mess?