Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Haunted Chocolate Milk
Note from School
No, it's not Hurricane Season, she just won a lifetime supply of Flutie Flakes.
Oh, I'm sorry officer. Are you gonna prosect me? Oh no, not prosected! Whatever will I do?!
If 2% tastes like homo, skim milk must be a raging gay unicorn surrounded by half-naked Village People dancing around in a circle.
I dare you not to waste the next two hours staring at this picture.
Have you ever wondered what 3/4 of a gallon of milk looks like leaving your body at 170mph? Wonder no more.
He finished each and every bowl, slowly and methodically, all in cold blood (edit: milk).
This will lead to a nationwide ban of milk
With a name like Phyllis how could she NOT be a Milf.
Phantom of the Office
The goggles, they do nothing!
The next step is switching to skim. No one would dare touch that.
In the future, you'll be able to specify how much fat you want in your milk to the thousandth column.
It's unfortunate, but he does that whenever someone uses flash photography.
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