Note from School picture Note from School

Jacob's been a PIMP since day 1 of first grade.

| 7 comments | April 18, 2011
No, it's not Hurricane Season, she just won a lifetime supply of Flutie Flakes. picture No, it's not Hurricane Season, she just won a lifetime supply of Flutie Flakes.

| 21 comments | November 23, 2010
Oh, I'm sorry officer. Are you gonna prosect me? Oh no, not prosected! Whatever will I do?! picture Oh, I'm sorry officer. Are you gonna prosect me? Oh no, not prosected! Whatever will I do?!

| 6 comments | August 09, 2010
If 2% tastes like homo, skim milk must be a raging gay unicorn surrounded by half-naked Village People dancing around in a circle. picture If 2% tastes like homo, skim milk must be a raging gay unicorn surrounded by half-naked Village People dancing around in a circle.

From Jason

| 59 comments | July 22, 2010
Have you ever wondered what 3/4 of a gallon of milk looks like leaving your body at 170mph? Wonder no more. picture Have you ever wondered what 3/4 of a gallon of milk looks like leaving your body at 170mph? Wonder no more.

| 34 comments | April 13, 2010
He finished each and every bowl, slowly and methodically, all in cold blood (edit: milk). picture He finished each and every bowl, slowly and methodically, all in cold blood (edit: milk).

From itsjorday

| 19 comments | March 22, 2010
With a name like Phyllis how could she NOT be a Milf. picture With a name like Phyllis how could she NOT be a Milf.

From chris

| 64 comments | November 13, 2009
Phantom of the Office picture Phantom of the Office

Gearing up for the night of debauchery.

From stotchikins

| 1 comment | November 04, 2009
The goggles, they do nothing! picture The goggles, they do nothing!

From Slurms

| 65 comments | October 09, 2009
The next step is switching to skim. No one would dare touch that. picture The next step is switching to skim. No one would dare touch that.

| 99 comments | December 08, 2008
In the future, you'll be able to specify how much fat you want in your milk to the thousandth column. picture In the future, you'll be able to specify how much fat you want in your milk to the thousandth column.

From Chase Smith

| 87 comments | February 13, 2008
It's unfortunate, but he does that whenever someone uses flash photography. picture It's unfortunate, but he does that whenever someone uses flash photography.

From aaron

| 207 comments | February 07, 2008
If tragedy is funny, this picture's hilarious. picture If tragedy is funny, this picture's hilarious.

From Jorge S.

| 226 comments | August 28, 2007
Ever puke out your nose? picture Ever puke out your nose?

From elkamino0

| 18 comments | November 09, 2006
MacGyver'd bong - works as long as you're not actually smoking through soy milk. picture MacGyver'd bong - works as long as you're not actually smoking through soy milk.

From Joe

| 16 comments | September 25, 2006
How would you know what that tastes like, milk? picture How would you know what that tastes like, milk?

From Wilde

| 17 comments | September 14, 2006
'Hmmmm they're right... not that I'd know' picture 'Hmmmm they're right... not that I'd know'

| 1 comment | January 16, 2006
If you two worked together I could be halfway to a decent smoothie. picture If you two worked together I could be halfway to a decent smoothie.

| 1 comment | December 26, 2005
I know you think you don't have enough time for breakfast, but I've got an idea. picture I know you think you don't have enough time for breakfast, but I've got an idea.

| 0 comments | December 07, 2005
I found him. picture I found him.

| 0 comments | November 05, 2005