Four Milk Bottles Stuck in Vending Machine picture Four Milk Bottles Stuck in Vending Machine

It's everything the "Got Milk" ads warned us about.

From Pheon809

| Be the first to comment! | 3 days ago
Biker Stops to Milk Cow picture Biker Stops to Milk Cow

When I'm hot and sweaty, there's nothing I want more than warm, whole milk squeezed fresh from a random cow.

From BinaryCatDNA

| Be the first to comment! | May 09, 2012
Kitten Chugs Milk, Get Hiccups video Kitten Chugs Milk, Get Hiccups

Not quite as cute as me drinking a beer, but it will have to do.

From milkdrinkingfool

| 2 comments | May 07, 2012
Jack Daniels in a Milk Carton picture Jack Daniels in a Milk Carton

Pour it over barbed wire for a manly breakfast.

From Luke_Hero

| Be the first to comment! | April 25, 2012
Talkative Lamb video Talkative Lamb

It's like it just watched "The Ring" for the first time.

From camelsandfriends

| 7 comments | April 24, 2012
How To Correctly Add Milk To Your Coffee video How To Correctly Add Milk To Your Coffee

On second thought, I think I'll have tea--without milk.

From HowToBasic

| 5 comments | April 23, 2012
Haunted Chocolate Milk picture Haunted Chocolate Milk

That certainly explains the stomach ache. Well, to be specific, chugging it after eating a jar of pasta sauce does.

From benigoat

| Be the first to comment! | March 02, 2012
The Gauntlet Challenge video The Gauntlet Challenge

One man, six habeneros, 15 Warheads, cinnamon, diet Coke, Mentos, and a gallon of milk.

| 42 comments | February 08, 2012
High School Talent Show Milk Chug video High School Talent Show Milk Chug

"If puking on stage isn't a talent, then how come you can't do it?"

From CozaMonkey1

| 23 comments | May 02, 2011
Note from School picture Note from School

Jacob's been a PIMP since day 1 of first grade.

| 7 comments | April 18, 2011
Dog Wears Milk Pants to Feed Baby Goats video Dog Wears Milk Pants to Feed Baby Goats

"This is the last time I book a modeling gig on Craigslist."

| 10 comments | April 17, 2011
Drinking Milk on a Rollercoaster video Drinking Milk on a Rollercoaster

Spoiler alert: milk everywhere.

| 11 comments | December 21, 2010
No, it's not Hurricane Season, she just won a lifetime supply of Flutie Flakes. picture No, it's not Hurricane Season, she just won a lifetime supply of Flutie Flakes.

| 21 comments | November 23, 2010
Oh, I'm sorry officer. Are you gonna prosect me? Oh no, not prosected! Whatever will I do?! picture Oh, I'm sorry officer. Are you gonna prosect me? Oh no, not prosected! Whatever will I do?!

| 6 comments | August 09, 2010
If 2% tastes like homo, skim milk must be a raging gay unicorn surrounded by half-naked Village People dancing around in a circle. picture If 2% tastes like homo, skim milk must be a raging gay unicorn surrounded by half-naked Village People dancing around in a circle.

From Jason

| 58 comments | July 22, 2010
Have you ever wondered what 3/4 of a gallon of milk looks like leaving your body at 170mph? Wonder no more. picture Have you ever wondered what 3/4 of a gallon of milk looks like leaving your body at 170mph? Wonder no more.

| 23 comments | April 13, 2010
He finished each and every bowl, slowly and methodically, all in cold blood (edit: milk). picture He finished each and every bowl, slowly and methodically, all in cold blood (edit: milk).

From itsjorday

| 19 comments | March 22, 2010
This will lead to a nationwide ban of milk hotlink This will lead to a nationwide ban of milk
1 comment | February 04, 2010
Squeaky Cat Licks Milk From Spoon video Squeaky Cat Licks Milk From Spoon

It's like cats KNOW there's an adorable internet video quota.

| 50 comments | December 07, 2009
With a name like Phyllis how could she NOT be a Milf. picture With a name like Phyllis how could she NOT be a Milf.

From chris

| 64 comments | November 13, 2009