Picture Yonic (adjective) - the opposite of phallic. See, you learn stuff on CollegeHumor.com. Why do you still bother going to class?
Picture "An actual minigolf hole near Ft. Myers Beach Florida. This one is much meatier than the last one!"
Picture "Never heard of this being done, so we just had to put astroturf in the dorm (Putt-putt is played often)"