Written by an esteemed professor of logic and philosophy.
I have a hunch that it was Dr. Stromboli.
He'll be easy to find. How many nude dogs could there possibly be running around the city.
If you offer a $50 reward for your missing bike, I think I can help you.
Responds to John and Sad, Sad, Poor Excuse for a Man.
There isn't even a picture of a unicorn on this missing notice right now. What're you on man?
Checked my toy bin and found a couple velociraptors, but sorry, no T-Rex.
This just in: Reporter Missing.
His response time tends to be rather slow though.
Sham-on-ee translates to "Shame on me."
"You know what, if you find the dog I'll knock $3 off the drum set. Or not. Whatever."
Alf strikes again!
I think I may have seen it. In 1999.
He posted a similar sign for his Golden Retriever last year.
Warning: Drinking Busch may lead to spontaneous loss of leg or other extremities.
Olly olly oxen free!
Goes well with catsup.
"Tom was delicious."
Leftover halloween photo #1.