Willard “Mitt” Romney—that’s right, Willard—is a former Governor of Massachusetts, current guy with great hair, and candidate for the 2012 Republican Party presidential nomination. The son of former Governor of Michigan, George W. Romney, Mitt was born in Detroit and had the good sense to get out before that city turned into a post-apocalyptic wasteland. He is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, which is an extremely wordy way of saying he is Mormon. Romney’s Mormonism is a cause of concern among comedy writers and comedy fans alike. Just think how many Mormon jokes we would all have to listen to if he were elected. Terrifying.
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Mitt Romney Prank Call
Next up, the John McCain soundboard that concedes defeat.
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Mitt Romney and Young Money
There's a billion ways to spell "gaffe."
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C-SPAN Troll Wants to Know Mitt Romney's Penis Size
Obviously we all want to know, which is why the next GOP debate is going to start in a fancy restaurant and then move to an elegantly decorated apartment.
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Romney Negs America
Mitt Romney thinks he's figured out a way to get everyone to vote for him or sleep with him.


