Mitt Romney's concession speech was an eloquent example of a defeated politician holding their head up high. But it only drove America's funniest Twitter users to imagine more and more bizarre goings-on behind closed doors:

Silent tears drip all the way...]]> /article/6846008 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6846008/news-feed-history-of-the-world-october-2012 Fri, 09 Nov 2012 09:36:50 -0500

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MOMENT BETWEEN ROMNEY AND BALLOONS

Boston, Massachusetts
...]]> /article/6845480 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6845480/romneys-first-draft-of-last-minute-concession-speech Wed, 07 Nov 2012 01:41:31 -0500 Mitt Romney told reporters on Tuesday that he had written a 1,118-word victory speech in advance – but nothing in case of, well, what happened. Not too long after 11 PM, however, his worst fear became reality. So he had to scramble.

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In case you don't follow every conservative semi-famous person on Twitter like we do (for the entertainment value!), here's their most depressed reactions to the GOP holding onto the House of Representatives and not much else:

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Go have some fun with the #NateSilver hashtag right now, because the Five Thirty Eight pollster correctly predicted e...]]> /article/6845440 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6845440/these-20-twitter-users-forgot-about-electionday Tue, 06 Nov 2012 21:53:20 -0500

If you're worried about some politically illiterate yahoo cancelling out your vote, rest assured that these twenty Twitter users didn't make you irrelevant. That's right, somehow they all forgot it's Election Day, even though everyone's feeds were an all-day deluge of #ElectionDay Twe...]]> /article/6845307 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6845307/election-day-2012-gifs Tue, 06 Nov 2012 12:41:07 -0500 1. ULTIMATE BADASS

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...]]> /article/6845347 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6845347/20-people-mitt-romney-probably-doesnt-want-voting-for-him Tue, 06 Nov 2012 14:29:02 -0500

Both candidates are scrambling for votes today and the election's close to statistically tied. But Mitt Romney would still probably give up the support of these twenty Twitter users, even if it meant losing twenty Ohio votes:

Just Voted… Mitt Rimney i g...]]> /article/6845178 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6845178/how-to-survive-election-night-on-social-media Tue, 06 Nov 2012 00:34:46 -0500 Election Day: Sure, it's a time to celebrate Democracy and champion the freedom of our modern electoral process. But far more importantly, Election Day is also a prime opportunity for Facebooking, Tweeting, getting Retweeted, gaining Twitter Followers, getting a bunch of 'Likes,' and all those other important things that provide our lives with genuine, lasting fulfillment.

To help guide you through the treacherous waters of Political Tweeting and Facebooking, here's a list of The 10 DOs And DON'Ts Of Surviving Election Night On Social Media. Please read, enjoy, and most importantly, Facebook-Like the SHIT out of this post when finished.

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- The internet goes wild over the newly discovered confessional vlog of Fel...]]> /article/6845424 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6845424/25-people-already-tweeted-your-kanye-interrupts-romney-joke Tue, 06 Nov 2012 20:03:37 -0500

Sorry pal: we know everybody wants to be Funniest Tweeter Of Election 2012, but your joke where Mitt Romney is Taylor Swift to Obama's Beyonce? Already old news on Twitter…

If Romney gets elected I hope Kanye interrupts his acceptance speech and talks a...]]> /embed/6845312 http://www.collegehumor.com/embed/6845312/kimmel-obama-and-romneys-last-minute-joint-campaign-ad Tue, 06 Nov 2012 12:49:47 -0500