CollegeHumor: Mitt romney

Romney and Obama Do "Call Me Maybe"

Thu, 24 May 2012 14:02:31 -0400

Maybe the real secret to bipartisanship is Carly Rae Jepsen.

Mitt Romney is Not a Robot

Tue, 22 May 2012 11:43:51 -0400

Which is just what he would tell you if he was a robot. Think about it.

James Lipton Gives Mitt Romney Acting Advice

Wed, 16 May 2012 14:53:46 -0400

Mitt's performance thus far has been hardly scrumtralescent.

Mitt Romney's Hilarious Prank Ideas

Mon, 14 May 2012 13:03:10 -0400

Last week, the Washington Post reported that as a senior at Cranbrook School, Mitt Romney cornered a student widely assumed to be gay, and forcibly cut his unconventional bleached-blond hair, while a posse of other students held him down. Romney denies any memory of the incident, but admits that he participated in many pranks back in the day, and still likes to joke around on the campaign trail.

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10 Romney Running Mate Suggestions

Mon, 07 May 2012 17:11:36 -0400

Now that Mitt Romney has all but sealed the deal as the Republican nominee (pick up the pace, Ron Paul), it’s time that he start considering potential running mates. Mitt is certainly lacking in the image department, so we here at CollegeHumor thought we would suggest some possibilities that might balance out the GOP ticket this year.

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Romney Ignores Woman Saying Obama Should Be Tried For Treason

Mon, 07 May 2012 16:37:09 -0400

Silence is golden, Mitt.

Charles Barkley to Mitt Romney: "You're going down, bro."

Mon, 07 May 2012 14:48:10 -0400

Rejected.

Shepherd Smith Reacts to Newt Dropping Out

Thu, 03 May 2012 12:00:02 -0400

And this is coming from Fox News.

Obama the Insult Comic President

Wed, 02 May 2012 17:40:14 -0400

After his successful performance at last week’s White House Correspondent’s Dinner, President Obama has decided to sharpen his comedic chops and try his hand at insult comedy. Which is pretty weird of him.

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News Feed History of the World: April 2012

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 18:20:56 -0400

Your actual Facebook news feed won’t teach you anything but how many of your old friends from high school listen to Glee albums on Spotify. This news feed has real news and somehow it’s even more depressing. Enjoy!

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Mitt Romney's Awkward Moments

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 12:04:03 -0400

Mitt lives for laughter, loves Twilight, and thinks the streets in Detroit are juuuuust right. ...Awk.

If Presidential Candidates Acted Like Tweens on Twitter

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 18:30:46 -0400

Mitt Romney Insults Local Cookies

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 15:17:06 -0400

Clearly Mitt has never had a Green Apple Jolly Ranger Big Gulp Slurpee.

Mitt Romney Talks About Horses

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 13:00:55 -0400

Every American deserves their own Austrian Warmblood.

12 Unwanted Celebrity Endorsements for Presidential Candidates

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 17:01:48 -0400

On the heels of the insane Ted Nugent endorsement that Mitt Romney never solicited or wanted, here’s twelve celebrity endorsements that recent Presidential candidates wish their opponents were saddled with instead, along with the celebs’ brilliant political insights behind their endorsements.

1. Ted Nugent for Mitt Romney 2012

Donald Trump's Cake for Ann Romney

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:38:27 -0400

The Donald gets a little weird with his dessert choices.

Young Mitt Romney Talks About His Momma

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 14:30:12 -0400

Running on a strong momma's boy platform this November.

The GOP Candidates Play Monopoly

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 12:27:59 -0400

The only thing flimsier than the playing board is their policies.

Surfs Up, Mitt

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 10:44:19 -0400

Our bro Romney just hangin' ten, catchin' some waves, and chillin' Blue Crush style.

Obama Campaign HQ Pwns Romney

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 13:23:26 -0400

Because fancy car elevators are normal. Right, Mitt?