Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"This is my friend's Mom..."
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Multi-tasking is a useful skill for both new mothers and graduates, so I for one applaud Cortney.
"My friend Willie was bugging me while I was writing my lab report. So I wrote a mom joke on my lab. I didn't proofread...."
Say no to mom, drugs.
"Any of you kids want a snack? Some lemonade? Pizza? Fellatio from a horny MILF. Ham and Cheese Hot Pockets?"
This kid gets arrested for shrooms and his mom thinks she'll get the seller to turn himself in through her delinquent son's facebook status.
Muhthuhr uff thae yeeeaear!
Study hard. Like, ROCK hard.
It's like a really fat guy trying to get through a thin door frame. Just doesn't go through.
Hey Mom!! Come take a picture of me for my metalhead friends!
She'll be alright...After 6 months of physical therapy.
What her mom meant was "You don't need to APPLY. I know the manager."
His mom and dad celebrate every year by doing it as many times as his current age.
She was also drunk when she wrote that message.
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