Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The answer to the last question is her daughter's bed.
The perfect gift for Moth's Day.
This facebook profile pic really says "I'm an independent, sexy female who has absolutely no idea how to raise a child."
She's talking about the amateur video of her and his dad.
She must be REALLY popular with her son's friends. And daughter's boyfriend.
"This is my friend's Mom..."
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Multi-tasking is a useful skill for both new mothers and graduates, so I for one applaud Cortney.
"My friend Willie was bugging me while I was writing my lab report. So I wrote a mom joke on my lab. I didn't proofread...."
Say no to mom, drugs.
"Any of you kids want a snack? Some lemonade? Pizza? Fellatio from a horny MILF. Ham and Cheese Hot Pockets?"
This kid gets arrested for shrooms and his mom thinks she'll get the seller to turn himself in through her delinquent son's facebook status.
Muhthuhr uff thae yeeeaear!
Study hard. Like, ROCK hard.
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