Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
She'll be alright...After 6 months of physical therapy.
What her mom meant was "You don't need to APPLY. I know the manager."
His mom and dad celebrate every year by doing it as many times as his current age.
She was also drunk when she wrote that message.
It was originally supposed to be "Proud Mother of Two" with an arrow pointing to her breasts, but she accidentally ended up having twins instead.
Worst part: Kaley is his mom.
His mom came down to the school to straighten things up but ended up partying with Brett, Mark and Terry instead.
He found a loophole so you can always say whatever you want with no repercussions whatsoever.
Stephen M: My Mom's the biggest smoke monster off all! Quit cigarettes you animal.
Sometimes it takes a spank-print to bring two people together
Back in my day, we actually had to talk to our parents to not tell them anything.
"Look what I can do. Look what I can do, Mom."
That's Mom's solution to all life's problems.
Big Surprise! Who would've thought your mom wouldn't get along with your new step-dad Craig. He's the spitting image of your father, Steph.
Yo, Scott's mom is TOTALLY DTF!
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