Tag: Mom (Page 5)

Personally, I like to keep MY lube someplace hidden. But that's just me. Picture Personally, I like to keep MY lube someplace hidden. But that's just me.
Jessica Simpson wears the same jeans as your Mom. Picture Jessica Simpson wears the same jeans as your Mom.
Yet another reason why you should never accept a friend request from mom. Picture Yet another reason why you should never accept a friend request from mom.
Mum and Dad must be so proud of their baby girl. Picture Mum and Dad must be so proud of their baby girl.
WUT DO I DO WHN BBY CRYING? Picture WUT DO I DO WHN BBY CRYING?
Oh yeah? Well your lesbian mom drives a Saturn. Picture Oh yeah? Well your lesbian mom drives a Saturn.
Most likely the worst case of swamp ass we've ever witnessed... and that's out of everyone, not just Moms. Picture Most likely the worst case of swamp ass we've ever witnessed... and that's out of everyone, not just Moms.
"My mom found a roach on our porch and blamed my friend Sam." He must have long hair. Picture "My mom found a roach on our porch and blamed my friend Sam." He must have long hair.
Just another night out binge drinking with mom... Picture Just another night out binge drinking with mom...
The dog wrote this note. Picture The dog wrote this note.
Mom of the year. Picture Mom of the year.
Dead adult daughter,Yes, this is your parents' erotic massage jelly. We have a sex life too you know! You wouldn't find these things if you had your own apartment.Love,Mom and Dad. Picture Dead adult daughter,Yes, this is your parents' erotic massage jelly. We have a sex life too you know! You wouldn't find these things if you had your own apartment.Love,Mom and Dad.
Case D'Ice isn't actually a restaurant and lounge. It's just a sign business. Picture Case D'Ice isn't actually a restaurant and lounge. It's just a sign business.
"A fraternity brother received a care package from his mother: candy, condoms, and a note reading "no glove, no love -- love, mommy." Picture "A fraternity brother received a care package from his mother: candy, condoms, and a note reading "no glove, no love -- love, mommy."
How you know your friend isn't ready to start dating again yet. Picture How you know your friend isn't ready to start dating again yet.
"(Motion Odyssey Movie)" Picture "(Motion Odyssey Movie)"
"I asked my mom to pick up my birth control for me, she said she'd try. My boyfriend was supposed to be coming into town the next day. I woke up in the morning, mom was gone, and this note was in the bathroom. I thought it would be funny if she'd actually Picture "I asked my mom to pick up my birth control for me, she said she'd try. My boyfriend was supposed to be coming into town the next day. I woke up in the morning, mom was gone, and this note was in the bathroom. I thought it would be funny if she'd actually
"My girlfriend teaching my mom what the shocker is and how to do the hand sign... she's a keeper." Picture "My girlfriend teaching my mom what the shocker is and how to do the hand sign... she's a keeper."
CollegeHumor's Mother's Day salute to amazing moms everywhere. Picture CollegeHumor's Mother's Day salute to amazing moms everywhere.
A mom who thinks she has enough kids, I guess. Picture A mom who thinks she has enough kids, I guess.
You're in the will, right? Picture You're in the will, right?
Her bird stationary makes me think she isn't the kind of mom who appreciates this. Picture Her bird stationary makes me think she isn't the kind of mom who appreciates this.
Mother of the Year Picture Mother of the Year
Mom, that's your fifth beer bong of the night - you're embarrassing me! Picture Mom, that's your fifth beer bong of the night - you're embarrassing me!