Picture Most likely the worst case of swamp ass we've ever witnessed... and that's out of everyone, not just Moms.
Picture Dead adult daughter,Yes, this is your parents' erotic massage jelly. We have a sex life too you know! You wouldn't find these things if you had your own apartment.Love,Mom and Dad.
Picture "A fraternity brother received a care package from his mother: candy, condoms, and a note reading "no glove, no love -- love, mommy."
Picture "I asked my mom to pick up my birth control for me, she said she'd try. My boyfriend was supposed to be coming into town the next day. I woke up in the morning, mom was gone, and this note was in the bathroom. I thought it would be funny if she'd actually
Picture "My girlfriend teaching my mom what the shocker is and how to do the hand sign... she's a keeper."