Tag: Mom (Page 6)

"My roommate decided to pound too much jungle juice and proceeded to get in a fight with a wall. As a result, his tooth got chipped off. He was so blacked out he didn't even feel it. He also sent his mom this email at 230 in the morning:hey mom,i fell ton Picture "My roommate decided to pound too much jungle juice and proceeded to get in a fight with a wall. As a result, his tooth got chipped off. He was so blacked out he didn't even feel it. He also sent his mom this email at 230 in the morning:hey mom,i fell ton
"My mother pointed this out to me." Picture "My mother pointed this out to me."
"I'm sure her children love pulling up to school in her car." Picture "I'm sure her children love pulling up to school in her car."
"You know your from the midwest when your mom is wearing this." Picture "You know your from the midwest when your mom is wearing this."
"Sent to me by my mom with the caption 'oh, la, la, la madamoiselle. I have the new tattoo. Au revoir" Picture "Sent to me by my mom with the caption 'oh, la, la, la madamoiselle. I have the new tattoo. Au revoir"
If only all moms were this cool, we could have a lot more parties where people get to puke and dump cologne wherever they please. Picture If only all moms were this cool, we could have a lot more parties where people get to puke and dump cologne wherever they please.
How to tell a sign is being written by people under 28 years old. Picture How to tell a sign is being written by people under 28 years old.
"Cell phones need breathalysers." Picture "Cell phones need breathalysers."
Not only did mom win, she shut him out. Picture Not only did mom win, she shut him out.
"I found this on my mom and step-dad's night stand." Picture "I found this on my mom and step-dad's night stand."
"My sister is 15..." Picture "My sister is 15..."
Ummm here mom... it was on sale. Picture Ummm here mom... it was on sale.
"Happy Mother's Day!" Picture "Happy Mother's Day!"
Wow. You thought your mom was embarassing. Picture Wow. You thought your mom was embarassing.
Sorry Mom, it says it right here on the tag. Picture Sorry Mom, it says it right here on the tag.
"At a Party my mom did some beer bongs, Heres one. Fear an LFP Mom!" Picture "At a Party my mom did some beer bongs, Heres one. Fear an LFP Mom!"
Playing beerpong in your parents' house is lame. Getting caught by your Mom? Lamer. Picture Playing beerpong in your parents' house is lame. Getting caught by your Mom? Lamer.
"Ya can't beat havin your mom at senior week passed out." Picture "Ya can't beat havin your mom at senior week passed out."
The best time saver of today is tomorrow. Picture The best time saver of today is tomorrow.
No you aren't. Picture No you aren't.
Great ad placement again Picture Great ad placement again
"Apparently this is was qualifies as news at CSUS" Picture "Apparently this is was qualifies as news at CSUS"
She comes to visit me at school every weekend, she parties with us, she smears her perfume on all my clothes, she cusses out my teachers for no reason, she sleeps in my friends' beds... my mom RULES! Picture She comes to visit me at school every weekend, she parties with us, she smears her perfume on all my clothes, she cusses out my teachers for no reason, she sleeps in my friends' beds... my mom RULES!
What I want to know is...what species is Dad? Picture What I want to know is...what species is Dad?