Picture "My roommate decided to pound too much jungle juice and proceeded to get in a fight with a wall. As a result, his tooth got chipped off. He was so blacked out he didn't even feel it. He also sent his mom this email at 230 in the morning:hey mom,i fell ton
Picture "Sent to me by my mom with the caption 'oh, la, la, la madamoiselle. I have the new tattoo. Au revoir"
Picture If only all moms were this cool, we could have a lot more parties where people get to puke and dump cologne wherever they please.
Picture She comes to visit me at school every weekend, she parties with us, she smears her perfume on all my clothes, she cusses out my teachers for no reason, she sleeps in my friends' beds... my mom RULES!