CollegeHumor: Moments before http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/moments-before Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/3498374 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3498374/my-first-shot ... My First Shot Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:13:00 -0400 I did it. I finally did it. I graduated summa cum laude from one of the most sought after collegiate institutions in the country. I’ve finished at the top of my class and have rightfully earned my place among the finanicial titans at Morgan Stanley starting August 1st. I did it. I really really did it!


While everyone was dilly-dallying, drinking their 40 ounces of malt liquor and playing whatever RPG game these kids play these days, I was busting my butt studying in the library until the wee hours of the morning. I didn’t spend countless nights intoxicating my mind and body like so many of my inferior peers. No sir. I was the President of the Young Republicans Society and Treasurer of my class every semester for 4 years, not to mention the manager of the Men’s Swim Team for two consecutive seasons. Few can boast such accomplishments in a mere 4 years.
...]]> /article/3473076 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3473076/best-birthday-wishes ... Best Birthday Wishes Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:18:06 -0400 Cheryl: I can’t thank you all enough for coming out to our lil’ Rebecca’s second birthday, especially after all the turmoil and chaos of Gary and I separating. i>Tearing up I know, I know today is a day for celebration so let’s start th —


Gary enters and SLAMS the door shut behind him, sweating profusely with the musk of a man who’s had a few too many after-work shots with the boys.
...]]> /article/3431137 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3431137/moments-before-hard-core-trucking Moments Before: ... Hard Core Trucking Thu, 22 May 2008 15:49:59 -0400 Ben and Sandree and making out in a truck. Necking turns into heavy petting, clothes are coming off. They are ready to intercourse one another.


Ben: God I wanna sleep with you for a year.


Sandree: Mmm… You smell like trout.


Ben: Baby, wait. I want our first time to be special.

...]]> /article/3405172 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3405172/moments-before-german-cheers Moments Before: ...German Cheers Mon, 05 May 2008 13:41:41 -0400 Guy: 14 hours of travel later… here we are… Germany.


Girl: The country of love…


Waiter: HIER IST SEINE FLASCHEN!!!



Girl: OH MY GOD!!!

...]]> /article/3381962 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3381962/magical-prom-night ...Magical Prom Night Wed, 23 Apr 2008 13:14:41 -0400 Walter is seventeen years old, in a suit, and driving fast. The only thing sitting shotgun is a bouquet of roses he just picked up. His thoughts are energizing him…


Tonight is the night I prove everybody wrong. Little Walter Wivlak’s all grown up.


“Hey Walter,” they yelled, “What’s the matter homo, can’t get a date to the prom?“HA! Time to prove you wrong Mr. Parsons. Mr. World’s meanest math teacher ever!
...]]> /article/3368545 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3368545/moments-before-first-family-photo Moments Before... First Family Photo Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:00:26 -0400
“Moments Before…” is a column that examines the exact events that lead up to a specific CollegeHumor picture. None of the dialogue below is conjecture — they are all based on facts and interviews. For maximum hilarity reveal the picture by clicking on the link after reading the article.



Photographer: All right, shall we get started? Let’s see two big smiles!
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