Dolla dolla love, y'all.
Ugh totes, like, yeah.
When splitting up a check, loudly declare that your meal was "like eight bucks, so HERE'S A TEN." Make sure the entire restaurant hears you, as though you're some sort of generous billionaire who und …
Look around you, America. You've been Mr. Brainwashed.
Oh my god. I LOVE Potato Skins.
Strangely, this isn't the beginning of a porno.
"Your life, your choice 60 seconds." * leaves suitcase *
Just being a good, capitalist samaritan.
My go-to "all I got is my card" excuse is shot to shit.
You know when you have tens of thousands of dollars lying around but nothing to do with them? UGH, so annoying! Luckily for you, here are 10 stupid things you could spend a small fortune on and live a …
So close yet so nope.
Does the following product description sound too absurd to be true? You never really know with Sky Mall. What if this stuff doesn't actually exist until someone puts in an order for it? It's …