CollegeHumor: Money Articles http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/money Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6890124 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6890124/the-10-most-stupidly-expensive-pieces-of-junk-on-ebay The 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Pieces of Junk on eBay Tue, 14 May 2013 11:39:42 -0400 You know when you have tens of thousands of dollars lying around but nothing to do with them? UGH, so annoying! Luckily for you, here are 10 stupid things you could spend a small fortune on and live a happy life never ever regretting, ever.

1. Sea Turtle Poster From Just Go With It, $13,500.00
The 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Pieces of Junk on eBay...]]> /article/6884721 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6884721/made-up-or-sky-mall Product from Sky Mall, or Completely Made Up? Wed, 17 Apr 2013 17:45:25 -0400 Does the following product description sound too absurd to be true? You never really know with Sky Mall. What if this stuff doesn't actually exist until someone puts in an order for it? It's possible! Mouse over the images for answers:



A Pillow That Always Stays Cool

Made Up or Sky Mall - Image 1 /article/6881004 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6881004/sarcastic-tax-form What I've Always Wanted To Write On My Stupid Tax Forms Fri, 29 Mar 2013 11:24:05 -0400 There's nothing quite like filling out tax forms to remind you that you're not even close to being a fully functioning adult, with their talk of "investments" and "home ownership" and "needing to understand what money is". Whaaatever. Here's what I'm writing on my stupid doodoohead tax forms this year – NOW who's the grownup, UNCLE SAM???


...]]> /article/6881583 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6881583/the-brutally-honest-restaurant-tip-calculator The Brutally Honest Restaurant Tip Calculator Mon, 01 Apr 2013 16:09:48 -0400

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6 Kickstarters from the People Who Usually Ask for Money - Image 1 /article/6875647 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6875647/twidiots-lets-just-print-more-money Twidiots: Let's Just Print More Money Tue, 05 Mar 2013 16:29:22 -0500 In "Twidiots", we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter's millions of users.

With all the constant gridlock in Washington, one has to wonder if anything will ever be done about the nation's financial woes. But not to worry – our friends on Twitter have the answer. And it's been right under our nose the whole time.


...]]> /article/6855734 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6855734/professor-gif-whats-this-fiscal-cliff Professor GIF: What's This Fiscal Cliff? Mon, 10 Dec 2012 22:11:10 -0500

The world is a confusing place, so let Professor GIF explain the most befuddling topics through the magic of animated GIFs.

IN THIS ISSUE: 3 easy facts and 18 hilarious GIFs explaining this whole fiscal cliff thing.


...]]> /article/6786527 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6786527/kristen-stewarts-salary-breakdown Kristen Stewart's Salary Breakdown Thu, 21 Jun 2012 17:32:49 -0400 Forbes listed Kristen Stewart as the highest paid actress in Hollywood, having raked in 34.5 million dollars this year. Here's the salary breakdown for those coveted acting skills:

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The 5 Stages of Graduation Grief - Image 1...]]> /article/6752714 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6752714/things-facebook-could-have-done-with-1-billion-instead-of-buy-instagram Things Facebook Could Have Done with $1 Billion Instead of Buying Instagram Tue, 10 Apr 2012 15:36:32 -0400
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1. Take an ugly, washed out photo of Mark Zuckerberg lighting a billion dollars on fire.

2. Make high-budget Hollywood studio movies about how David Fincher, Aaron Sorkin, and Je...]]> /article/6751030 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6751030/twenty-something-budget-proposal Twenty-Something Budget Proposal Fri, 06 Apr 2012 11:52:26 -0400 Based on overall spending for the 2011-2012 fiscal year, I propose a major financial overhaul of my weird, lame-ass twenty-two year old life.

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TOTAL 2011-2012 REVENUE:
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Like this? Follow Caldwell on Twitter<...]]> /article/6538192 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6538192/how-to-get-all-the-jobs How to Get All the Jobs Fri, 17 Jun 2011 07:29:37 -0400
...]]> /article/4058260 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/4058260/the-us-economys-twitter The US Economy's Twitter Tue, 09 Jun 2009 01:26:36 -0400
...]]> /article/3623128 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3623128/a-brief-guide-to-the-barter-system A Brief Guide to the Barter System Wed, 08 Oct 2008 17:52:28 -0400 The world economy is on the verge of collapse. At any moment all of your money could become worthless. If that happens, we'll have to return to our roots and trade for goods and services. Since the barter system hasn't seen wide use since the days when hunters and trappers ventured west past the appalachian mountain range, here is a brief guide to some of the items you might want to trade, and what their equivalent value is.
...]]> /article/3445403 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3445403/a-business-meeting-at-mcduck-industries A Business Meeting at McDuck Industries Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:47:05 -0400
Scrooge McDuck: Good evening, gentlemen. I'm sure you are all aware of the reason I called this emergency meeting. As of this morning, I am no longer the richest duck in the world. You're all here to help me brainstorm some ideas to help me gain back my wealth, and much deserved status.

Gadwall Quackinson: Mr. McDuck, how exactly did this come to be? I'm looking at the reports right now and there seems to have been no change in the value of the company. How did this happen?

Scrooge: Well, as many of you may know, I have my fair share of enemies trying to knock me off the top. My main nemesis, Flintheart Glomgold has been steadily gaining on me for quite a while. This morning he finally managed to inch ahead and now I'm only the second richest duck in the world.

Gadwall: What kind of investments is he involved in?

Scrooge: I can't speak to that, but I do know how he managed to knock me out of the top spot…he snuck into my vault and stole a single gold coin.

Canvasback Breadeater: You mean to tell me…he broke in to your vault, which holds your entire fortune, and only took a single coin.

Scrooge: That hooded merganser! He knew that was all the needed to overtake my wealth, so he did it to taunt me. I could ring his neck!

Gadwall: Well, sir, if he is only ahead of you by a single coin, this problem should be easily fixed with some simple investments. How do you feel about real estate?

Scrooge: Explain.

Gadwall: Well…we take some of your money and buy property. Then we use the property to turn a profit.

Scrooge: But won't I fall further behind when I spend the money to buy the property? How does that even make sense!? Your plan takes me in the opposite direction! Who knows how far I will tumble down the "richest ducks" list by the time your silly plan is through.

Gadwall: But…sir…you have to spend money in order to make money. Without risk there can be no reward.

Scrooge: Risk! Let me tell you something about risk! I still have the first dime I ever made!

Gadwall: That's, admirable, but what does that have to do with risk?

Scrooge: What does Vasco de Gama have to do with Gorgonzola cheese?

Gadwall: Nothing?

Scrooge: Exaclty the same as spending all my money has to do with getting more of it!

Canvasback: Perhaps, I have an idea that will work.

Scrooge: Go ahead, my good man.

Canvasback: Well, since you only need a small amount of money to regain your position as richest duck in the world…why don't we take all your money and put it into a savings account.

Scrooge: Quack?

Canvasback: You see…instead of leaving it all sit in your vault, we take it to a bank, and put it into a series of savings accounts, and it will grow interest. The interest that it earns will put you back over the top.

Scrooge: Banks! But I don't trust banks. Plus, where will I swim?

Canvasback: Swim?

Scrooge: Yes, every day I go for a swim in the coins in my vault. It's a metaphor.

Canvasback: Metaphor?

Scrooge: Yes, because I'm swimming in money!

Canvasback: That's very literal.

Scrooge: Your mother's very literal.

Canvasback:…so what about my idea?

Scrooge: What if the banks crash? I'll lose all my money.

Canvasback: Your money in a bank is insured! What if somebody breaks into your vault that doesn't just want to steal one single coin?

Scrooge: Can't anybody just help me devise a screwball plan to get my coin back from Glomgold?!

Huey, Louie, and Dewey jump out from their hiding spots in the back of the conference room.

Huey, Louie, & Dewey: WE CAN UNCLE SCROOGE!

Life is like a hurricane
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...]]> /article/1098529 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1098529/other-cool-things-you-could-do-with-100-billion Other Cool Things You Could Do With $100 Billion Sun, 27 May 2007 13:28:20 -0400 The Pentagon is seeking an additional $100 billion to finance the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. And that’s just the money they need for the next three months. Regardless of your position on the war I think it’s abundantly clear that there are way more creative ways to spend that kind of money this summer.





Here are just a few other things you could do with $100 billion:


...]]> /article/1060774 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1060774/investment-banking Investment Banking Thu, 17 May 2007 01:26:36 -0400 The stock market can be overwhelming, but you’re the type of investor that keeps his cool. You’re not the type of investor who brashly reacts to each and every new market condition.



You invest with Investicon.

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