Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"You think this jacket is embarrassing? What about the monkey mask?" Thought this two year old girl.
Orgy at the zoo.
Her behind swells up because it's full of eggs, ready to be fertilized.
I slapped the monkey high five as we drove by.
You can train a monkey to do anything if you have enough bananas.
Someone got that monkey a tiny hat!
Someone get that monkey a tiny hat and DO IT NOW!
Oh yeah baby, grab my arms with your opposable thumbs.
Fuckin' orangutans, they think they run this place.
Couldn't find any weed, so he decided to just climb the tree and inhale.
That alcoholic monkey.
Hey Barry, did you read this op-ed piece about bananas?
For three tickets, you get to see a baby inflatable monkey come out.
Teaching a monkey to give the shocker shouldn't be that hard, assuming you have enough bananas.
So adorable you will weep butterscotch.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.