He puts the aww in hor d'oeuvres.
Every student gets a picture with the valedictorian.
He didn't make love to the camera, but it wishes he did.
Oh Jeeves! More water for my shoe. And CHOP-CHOP this time 'round won't you, Jeeves.
"Well, are you just going to stare at me looking like an utter buffoon or say something?"