Ugh, no one buys the railroads.
A dog can visit you. You live in a place with weird laws anyway. There is an old man who lives there with you. He regales you with stories of how he once won a beauty pageant. Everyone is there …
A bargain at only $150.
I hope they don't lose the Get Out of Amusement Park Jail Free Card.
THE SCENE: A basement apartment in Atlantic City. LANDLORD: Open up!TENANT: Just a second! Oh, hey, what’s up?LANDLORD: Gimme your rent, you deadbeat!TENANT: Can I give it to you tomorrow?L …
In an effort to modernize the nearly 100 year old board game, the makers of Monopoly have introduced some new properties to make the game more representative of today's economy.
Thimble: HEY! YOU! The guy who just stopped on the sidewalk! Wheelbarrow: Yes? Thimble: YOU'RE STAYING AT MY HOTEL TONIGHT, BUDDY. $4! Wheelbarrow: Hotel? This is a completely empty lot. I def …
The tattoo artist was more than happy to do this. That is until he was paid in Monopoly Money.
They're the ones who have a monopoly (on the front row of the rollercoaster that is LOLLERSKATES)!
Community Chest: Move up two spaces. Incur wrath of racist board game creator.
Parker Brothers recently released an all new "honest" Monopoly board. This new version cuts through all the bullsh*t of the regular board and allows players to experience the game the way it was meant …
$7,500? With inflation like that can you imagine how free the parking is across town?
Tides are about to change for Baltic Avenue
"We were being mortared and rocketed at the time."
It makes me happy to see that someone made a game with our site on it.
"Drunken monopoly - lil liquor bottles as the board pieces, if you go to jail, you take a shot."