CollegeHumor: Morgan freeman Articles http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/morgan-freeman Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/3491282 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3491282/the-hole-in-this-capri-sun-is-exasperatingly-complex-to-penetrate The Hole in This Capri Sun Is Exasperatingly Complex to Penetrate Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:49:05 -0400
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...]]> /article/3236258 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3236258/a-man-calls-dominos-wondering-the-whereabouts-of-his-pizza A Man Calls Domino's, Wondering The Whereabouts of His Pizza Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:40:21 -0500
Hello? How do you do. I don't mean to cause a great deal of trouble here but it has now been over one hour since I ordered my sausage, pepperoni, and onion pizza from your establishment. It is currently thirty minutes past the estimated delivery time, and I, my boy, am hungry.

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