Motorcycle Stunt video Motorcycle Stunt

"Unfortunately you never really 'jumped' so we're going to give you a zero."

Hot Girl on Motorcycle picture Hot Girl on Motorcycle

Ick, a girl on a motorcycle?! Guess they're not cool anymore.

He's going to run out of gas before that motorcycle does. picture He's going to run out of gas before that motorcycle does.
Spare tire slowing you down? picture Spare tire slowing you down?
Couldn't afford training wheels. picture Couldn't afford training wheels.
When you've been partying for 37 years you pick up a thing or two. picture When you've been partying for 37 years you pick up a thing or two.
Ninja Motorcycle Dismount video Ninja Motorcycle Dismount

"This is pretty coo--oh, wait. He forgot to bow to his sensei."

You think that's something, you should see him jump it over ten buses. picture You think that's something, you should see him jump it over ten buses.
Homemade Wall of Death video Homemade Wall of Death

Impressive. Most people put only a tenth of this effort into putting themselves in the hospital.

Action Hero Destroys Everything and Everyone video Action Hero Destroys Everything and Everyone

He's faster than horses and smarter than motorcycle guys.