Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
He left out the part where his wife found him and the motorcycle in bed together.
And he wonders why his wife never rides with him.
"NOW do you think motorcycling is dangerous? Oh, you still do."
Once you hit 70mph it's too windy for the dog to even puke.
Many towns are replacing school buses with these to save on gas.
Taking the car pool lane to a whole new level
Jeez, try asking nicely, motorcycle.
Awesomeness always outweighs safety.
The truly impressive part is that he was only riding his bicycle.
It really wasn't complete without the skull in front. Just looked, I dunno, less classy.
We just figured, hey, the only thing that could make dogs better is if they were also motorcycles.
Because why the f*ck not. That's why!
Screw huge balloons, this is how you have a real parade.
The weirdest part is that motorcycle gets worse mileage than a tank.
Unfortunately that's not a very "sexy back" on a dude.
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