It really wasn't complete without the skull in front. Just looked, I dunno, less classy.
We just figured, hey, the only thing that could make dogs better is if they were also motorcycles.
Because why the f*ck not. That's why!
Screw huge balloons, this is how you have a real parade.
The weirdest part is that motorcycle gets worse mileage than a tank.
Unfortunately that's not a very "sexy back" on a dude.
He looks like such an idiot riding in the bitch seat.
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The seat's made out of Rudolph's hide.
The motorcycle gets 55 mpg, but he can't be on it.
Fat guy on a little bike. Fat guy on a little bike!