If this is what the future is like, I'll stay in the present.
"Need something to ease your pain, sir? Complementary beej?"
The flusher makes it look like it's winking.
You sir, are an American hero.
No Photoshop - someone caught a fish with two mouths.
Did you know your nose and mouth were connected? Here's Mr. Wizard to explain how.
"I found this while googling for another project." Weird.
The cat has no idea what's going on, but doesn't seem to care, either.