Picture This film went unknown because the people that saw it mysteriously suffered from loss of short term memory.
Picture I KNEW Voldemort was a metaphor for terrorism in the Middle East! And magic is a metaphor for oil...whoa.
Picture Remember when that Japanese movie "The Ring" came out in America? This is like the opposite of that.
Picture "Watching him puke during the opening credits, pass out for the whole thing, and wake up just enough to be oblivious was much more entertaining than the movie itself."