Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The 7 Horrors of Your Refrigerator
The difference between a mummy and a zombie is access to toilet paper
He was powerless until he woke up, then he was still powerless.
They're the ones who have a monopoly (on the front row of the rollercoaster that is LOLLERSKATES)!
He's actually having a minor heart attack right now and lost complete functional control of his face.
Fun fact: there's no speed limit for boat-cars. Or mummy passengers.
Anatomically correct mummy - am I sensing a theme here?
Ramses XI (reigned 2000
CAUTION: Dildo mummy
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.