Tag: Mummy

The difference between a mummy and a zombie is access to toilet paper HotlinkThe difference between a mummy and a zombie is access to toilet paper
Sexy Mummy Picture Sexy Mummy
He was powerless until he woke up, then he was still powerless. Picture He was powerless until he woke up, then he was still powerless.
They're the ones who have a monopoly (on the front row of the rollercoaster that is LOLLERSKATES)! Picture They're the ones who have a monopoly (on the front row of the rollercoaster that is LOLLERSKATES)!
He's actually having a minor heart attack right now and lost complete functional control of his face. Picture He's actually having a minor heart attack right now and lost complete functional control of his face.
Fun fact: there's no speed limit for boat-cars. Or mummy passengers. Picture Fun fact: there's no speed limit for boat-cars. Or mummy passengers.
Anatomically correct mummy - am I sensing a theme here? Picture Anatomically correct mummy - am I sensing a theme here?
Ramses XI (reigned 2000 Picture Ramses XI (reigned 2000
CAUTION: Dildo mummy Picture CAUTION: Dildo mummy
Jeepers Crapper! Picture Jeepers Crapper!