...]]> /article/1197424 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1197424/a-conversation-between-a-chef-at-a-cruelty-free-restaurant-and-a-cow Thu, 28 Jun 2007 10:06:51 -0400 Cow: So this is great, I love hearing about cruelty free restaurants.

Chef: Yeah I really feel like I'm doing a good deed.

Cow: Tell me about your menu.
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Xzibit: Alright, yo, we at Jason's house, and we're about to pimp his ride!



(Xzibit rings doorbell; Jason opens door, his shirt covered in blood)
...]]> /article/695054 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/695054/point---counterpoint-the-beretta-92-9mm Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:27:10 -0500 Point: The Beretta 92 9mm is the best handgun on the market.

Beretta has done it again with this fantastic new addition to their handgun lineup. The redesigned 92 is everything you could want in a full size pistol: a 10 round magazine, a comfortable 34.4 oz frame and a responsive action. The Italian design easily trumps anything Colt has put out in the last ten years and, though it is beautiful, efficiency is still the first priority. I worked through 200 rounds without a single misfire and, best of all, little to no kickback (making rapid fire a feasible possibility). I dare you to find another pistol that combines the responsiveness, beauty and seamless execution of the Beretta 92 9mm. It is easily the best handgun on the market.
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