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Eric: OK, so she immediately passed out. But I can hear the faint beat of a heart. Or maybe that's my watch. Y'know what, I should go check on her again.
You could smother him with that pillow right there. Not suffocating him saves lives.
No one will hear your screams over the rapids. No one!
Turns out first degree murder is the best cure for hiccups
Six Flags is the last place the police look for dead bodies. The first is that weird amusement park 2 towns over with rollercoasters made entirely out of wood.
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