I'll Kill Your Family Decal picture I'll Kill Your Family Decal

All you have to do is axe.

| 4 comments | October 26, 2011
Wikipedia Wants You to Become a Serial Killer picture Wikipedia Wants You to Become a Serial Killer

We were wondering when Wikipedia would call in all its favors.

| 47 comments | September 23, 2011
Eric: OK, so she immediately passed out. But I can hear the faint beat of a heart. Or maybe that's my watch. Y'know what, I should go check on her again. picture Eric: OK, so she immediately passed out. But I can hear the faint beat of a heart. Or maybe that's my watch. Y'know what, I should go check on her again.

| 4 comments | March 23, 2011
You could smother him with that pillow right there. Not suffocating him saves lives. picture You could smother him with that pillow right there. Not suffocating him saves lives.

| 86 comments | February 11, 2011
No one will hear your screams over the rapids. No one! picture No one will hear your screams over the rapids. No one!

| 20 comments | December 13, 2010
Six Flags is the last place the police look for dead bodies. The first is that weird amusement park 2 towns over with rollercoasters made entirely out of wood. picture Six Flags is the last place the police look for dead bodies. The first is that weird amusement park 2 towns over with rollercoasters made entirely out of wood.

| 8 comments | September 07, 2010
Maybe the last name was a little ominous, but his first name is DRACO. As in MALFOY. I'm not surprised one bit. picture Maybe the last name was a little ominous, but his first name is DRACO. As in MALFOY. I'm not surprised one bit.

| 23 comments | July 09, 2010
Dexter's Pray picture Dexter's Pray

Here I am in all my immobilizing glory.

| 15 comments | November 03, 2009
The look on his face is burnt into my memory. Into my nightmares. picture The look on his face is burnt into my memory. Into my nightmares.

From Brian

| 3 comments | November 02, 2009
Thomas, why... why are you crying. picture Thomas, why... why are you crying.

| 54 comments | August 17, 2009
She's staring at her grandson who brought a Hispanic woman to the family reunion. picture She's staring at her grandson who brought a Hispanic woman to the family reunion.

From G'day

| 220 comments | April 28, 2009
This should 100% be their next commercial. picture This should 100% be their next commercial.

From Leah

| 76 comments | April 27, 2009
Never too early for inheritance monopoly. picture Never too early for inheritance monopoly.

From ean:Hydro's sidekick

| 77 comments | March 29, 2009
This is a family portrait. picture This is a family portrait.

From Poots

| 126 comments | March 19, 2009
I wonder if they make a model of his jail cell now. picture I wonder if they make a model of his jail cell now.

From Leah

| 32 comments | February 03, 2009
Thanks for the heads up, I guess. picture Thanks for the heads up, I guess.

From antonio

| 1 comment | October 30, 2005
Must... obey... Japan... shrine... picture Must... obey... Japan... shrine...

| 1 comment | October 11, 2005
"NJIT Library Rules: 1)no talking 2)no murder" picture "NJIT Library Rules: 1)no talking 2)no murder"

| 2 comments | November 24, 2004
"Ten Ways Dick Cheney Can Kill You" picture "Ten Ways Dick Cheney Can Kill You"

| 1 comment | November 04, 2004
Sounds like lovely place for a swim or murder! picture Sounds like lovely place for a swim or murder!

| 3 comments | August 17, 2004