Book Titled "Dressed Up for Murder" Depicts Man in Chipmunk Suit picture Book Titled "Dressed Up for Murder" Depicts Man in Chipmunk Suit

Not how I would have chosen to dress up for murder, but then I'm not a murderer, so what do I know?

From dummystupid

| Be the first to comment! | April 25, 2012
Girl Doesn't Understand Meaning of Second Degree Murder picture Girl Doesn't Understand Meaning of Second Degree Murder

Obviously he killed a degree. I mean it's right in the name.

From runrummer

| 4 comments | April 12, 2012
iPhone 4S for Psychos video iPhone 4S for Psychos

Just remember, you'll never be as crazy as the data overage charges.

| 6 comments | November 10, 2011
I'll Kill Your Family Decal picture I'll Kill Your Family Decal

All you have to do is axe.

| 3 comments | October 26, 2011
Wikipedia Wants You to Become a Serial Killer picture Wikipedia Wants You to Become a Serial Killer

We were wondering when Wikipedia would call in all its favors.

| 38 comments | September 23, 2011
Eric: OK, so she immediately passed out. But I can hear the faint beat of a heart. Or maybe that's my watch. Y'know what, I should go check on her again. picture Eric: OK, so she immediately passed out. But I can hear the faint beat of a heart. Or maybe that's my watch. Y'know what, I should go check on her again.

| 4 comments | March 23, 2011
You could smother him with that pillow right there. Not suffocating him saves lives. picture You could smother him with that pillow right there. Not suffocating him saves lives.

| 38 comments | February 11, 2011
No one will hear your screams over the rapids. No one! picture No one will hear your screams over the rapids. No one!

| 20 comments | December 13, 2010
Turns out first degree murder is the best cure for hiccups hotlink Turns out first degree murder is the best cure for hiccups
Be the first to comment! | October 26, 2010
Six Flags is the last place the police look for dead bodies. The first is that weird amusement park 2 towns over with rollercoasters made entirely out of wood. picture Six Flags is the last place the police look for dead bodies. The first is that weird amusement park 2 towns over with rollercoasters made entirely out of wood.

| 7 comments | September 07, 2010
Man Is Surprisingly Chill About Almost Being Assassinated video Man Is Surprisingly Chill About Almost Being Assassinated

Who would want to kill a dude this laid back?

| 61 comments | July 15, 2010
Maybe the last name was a little ominous, but his first name is DRACO. As in MALFOY. I'm not surprised one bit. picture Maybe the last name was a little ominous, but his first name is DRACO. As in MALFOY. I'm not surprised one bit.

| 22 comments | July 09, 2010
Really Inside Yearbook Jokes article Really Inside Yearbook Jokes

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| 69 comments | May 19, 2010
Cyanide and Happiness: The Hard Way video Cyanide and Happiness: The Hard Way

There's more than one way to skin a cat, or murder a police informant.

| 10 comments | April 01, 2010
Hardly Working: Federal Maaashhhals Originals Hardly Working: Federal Maaashhhals

The only thing thicker than their accents are their heads.

| 182 comments | March 17, 2010
Mean Murderer Prank on Mom video Mean Murderer Prank on Mom

She got them back eventually, by taking them all out of her will and leaving everything to charity.

| 61 comments | February 10, 2010
Well, divorce IS way worse than murder hotlink Well, divorce IS way worse than murder
Be the first to comment! | January 23, 2010
Dramatic Chipmunk's Revenge video Dramatic Chipmunk's Revenge

Years of being called a chipmunk have finally caused this prairie dog to snap.

From jules

| 123 comments | December 29, 2009
Christmas Revenge video Christmas Revenge

Someone's getting a lump of coal for Christmas this year. And 20 years in prison.

| 25 comments | December 23, 2009
Dexter's Pray picture Dexter's Pray

Here I am in all my immobilizing glory.

| 15 comments | November 03, 2009