Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
No thanks, I've already got a ticket to Poor Decision Making Theater.
Ummm you are crushing my hand.
Fitness is so complex! There has to be a better way!
It's working! The magic necklace is working!
The armless woman with a baby from the movies section? Her name is Barb Guerra and she now participates in fitness competitions. True story.
You can't see it in the picture, but He-Man over here was also wearing white skin tight capri pants.
If you were to rank your various forms of identification in order of importance, your high school ID would right above your Shop Rite card but right below your Sam's Club card. By all means, screw around for the picture.
I guess comedy and muscles are inversely proportional.
"I'm too sexxay for my Saturn."
You have a permit for those guns Charles Atlas?
Looks like Popeye immediately after he eats the spinach.
Three dudes I wouldn't want to fuck with.
The pitfalls of anabolic steroid abuse...
Shoulda got those calf implants I saw on MTV...
Each of his arms has more muscle than my town does.
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