Picture "My uncle lives in Wisconsin and this is what I got for Christmas from his family. It's a painted tree fungus. The best part is that I'm allergic to fungus."
Picture "I blanked on the "Idols of the tribe" so I drew the picture of the Indians dancing around a fire. When I got the exam back not only had i gotten credit for the drawing but the professor added a drawing of a Mushroom shaped bong. I asked him about it and
Picture "Only pussies use party cups for the mushroom and don't have 2 corners of the next card sticking off the edge."