Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Wait 'til you see that thing spit fire balls.
If you eat those mushrooms, everything will look like boobs!
"My uncle lives in Wisconsin and this is what I got for Christmas from his family. It's a painted tree fungus. The best part is that I'm allergic to fungus."
"I blanked on the "Idols of the tribe" so I drew the picture of the Indians dancing around a fire. When I got the exam back not only had i gotten credit for the drawing but the professor added a drawing of a Mushroom shaped bong. I asked him about it and
Miss, your skirt!
"Only pussies use party cups for the mushroom and don't have 2 corners of the next card sticking off the edge."
"It took my friend a week to eat this giant mushroom"
"If only we could have grown one this big..."
This picture isn't dirty because it's a mushroom.
"Isn't it wonderful when mushrooms grow out of the walls in your apartment building?"
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.