They could really use your hair.
More like Lara Gruff.
Good hair doesn't grow on trees. It grows on faces.
As every Swanson knows, the root of a man's power lies in his mustache. But with all due respect, move aside, Mr. Swanson. For there are those whose power outflanks you.
Good sir, you may not simply smell my hindquarters without expecting to meet MY FISTICUFFS!
Aww, he has his daddy's grimace.
Smooching is a dangerous game.
Much classier than a Housesoulpatch.
Hope she has a stiff upper lip.
He doesn't trim IT. It trims HIM.
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Miracles can happen.
"I do declare good sir, mmyess, that I will take my catnip in the foyer this evening."
There is no manlier man.
I want a girl with a mustache and a hole through her nose.
In the practical art of war, the best thing of all is to look fancy.