You should be tipping ME.
Work it, baby.
Sometimes boobs aren't all they are cracked up to be. Like when the boob in question is actually NOT a boob, but like a stupid elbow or a gourd. That is the meanest trick of all. So are some of t …
Reading between the lines is so lame.
Yes... the light from a window can really play tricks on the eye.
She loves me (OWWW), she loves me not (STOP YOU'RE KILLING ME).
Stock photo companies do their best to have a photo for any need, but that also means that some of the photos are so bizarre it's hard to imagine any real use for them. A lot of them also feature …
Draw me like one of your Italian girls.
This would make a great profile picture.
Congrats, Sal, you've finally made it to the big league.
Know your audience.
The way to a woman's parts is through your stomach.
Well, sure, he'd be indecently dressed without the cape.
"Looks funny, but they're actually playing basketball, it was just rolled up."
Player 2 would like to join.
How's the view, officer?
"Most college houses aren't as sturdy as you'd hope. When the rain started to come down, the ceiling did too. Nothing's worse than getting rained on when you're trying to have a seat on your throne. T …