Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Careful, that Lorax guy gets really preachy when he gets drunk.
"Learn Chunk Kwon Do with my 1 keg program"
"It's pretty much the coolest pumpkin ever carved""Like anyone could ever know that Napoleon"
This is not a coincidence, this bottle of water is named after a minor character in an quirky American comedy!
Do you think Napoleon Dynamite is funny to Iraqis?
Napoleon Dynamite ruined the lives of anyone who owns an orange RV... more, I guess.
As if it wasn't hard enough for people who like Kip before Napoleon Dynamite was released.
"La Fawnduh and I, right after this picture she showed me some sweet dance moves."
"The license plate reads "RICO84."
"After making some sweet moo-lah with Uncle Rico, Kip opens up a chain of restaurants in honor of his one and only love."
The Urban Dictionary defines 0wn3d as "half-leet, 1337 1/2( 1. belief of actually overcoming and surpassing and/or defeating an individual, shown in last word/ 2. declarance of victory or superiority by a third individual 3.compliment, not title given to
"I met Dominic Ranz Ebarle Errazo (Spelling Bee Kid) at Walmart in Goose Creek, SC. I took my pictures with him with my camra phone. He was a really cool kid and I got to talk with him and his mom!" I can't beleive he walks around in a Vote For Pedro shi
Vowned for Pedro.
Uncle Rico is on the move again, he's now made it to Folsom Lake.
I already made like infinity of those.
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