CollegeHumor: Narratives http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/narratives Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/1191523 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1191523/shell-come-back-to-me-now-that-i-bought-this-rv She'll Come Back to Me Now That I Bought This RV Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:21:05 -0400
‘Afternoon, Andersons! Yep, yep, you’re looking at ‘er! The 2006 Coachmen Epic. All thirty-six feet of ‘er. Pretty shiny, huh? Come on over and check it out! Boy, I’m excited! Oh, watch your step there, Angela. Here, let me put down the boarding ladder. There you go, climb on up. You too, Chuck! Come on aboard! Well, here it is! She’s a beaut, isn’t she? What do you think? A bit much? Not for my family. Spared no expense here, believe me. Had to refinance the house but it’s gonna be worth it once Laura and the kids see it. When’s that? Well, this weekend when she drops them off, I guess. No, Chuck, we’re separated. There’s a difference, ok?
...]]> /article/1148144 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1148144/the-namesake-of-murphys-law-attempts-to-perform-surgery-for-the-first-time The Namesake Of Murphy's Law Attempts To Perform Surgery For The First Time Sat, 09 Jun 2007 23:44:27 -0400
Here you go, Murphy. The Big Show. 12 years of medical school have come to this. Sure, there have been mishaps in the past, but this man is counting on you to bring him home safely. It’s your time to shine, so slap on your gloves and get going. Shoot! Did I just get a paper cut from latex?? Forget it. Focus.
...]]> /article/1127974 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1127974/college-advice-from-the-coolest-kid-in-high-school College Advice from the Coolest Kid in High School Mon, 04 Jun 2007 14:22:39 -0400 Whatup, little dude? Say what?! You made it to college? Man, I remember when you were a pimple-faced freshman straight out of junior high. It’s one of the few things I do remember from back in school, if you know what I mean. You know that overwhelming odor of marijuana emanating from the second-floor boy’s bathroom? Well, let’s just say you have yours truly and six semesters of the Shire’s finest pipe weed to thank for that aroma. That restroom was my home away from home. And for a few weeks after I threatened mom’s boyfriend with a steak knife, it was my home. What, you think that sweet IROC-Z Camaro drawing carved itself into that stall door? If you do I’ll have to start calling you Barbarino from Welcome Back, Kotter, ‘cause you’re “so confused!”
...]]> /article/1019186 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1019186/the-student-who-cares-too-much-about-others-being-late-to-class The Student Who Cares Too Much About Others Being Late to Class Mon, 07 May 2007 13:55:38 -0400 Man, this Econ class sure is difficult. It’s pretty annoying coming to class early every single time just to ask the professor questions about everything we’ve already gone over a few times. But it’ll be worth it when I get my A. Thank Godthe semester isalmost over. Wait a second, the door is opening. It’s that goddamn kid that always comes in 40 minutes late! Jesus Christ, there’s only 10 minutes left of class. Why would he come that late to class? He’s already missed pretty much the entire lecture. WTF?

Oh shit. I can’t believe he just did that. Instead of quietly grabbing the closest available seat to the door, he just completely walked in front of the professor while he was talking and he’s still walking. Oh no. he’s goingto sit in the seat next to mine. People might think I’m actually friends with this complete dirtball. Ok, stay calm… just look diagonally away from him towards the ceiling to show anyone that might be looking that I have no affiliation with this kid…ok, good, now scoff at him. How do you scoff? Just, like, exhale quickly and look away. Good, I think that worked.

Wow, this is ridiculous. He brought his laptop with him and he’s already on AIM. Unbelievable, he’s IMing at least 2 people right now. They just asked what he’s doing and he said “Nothing.” You’re damn right you’re doing nothing, brother. Nothing with your life!
...]]> /article/884619 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/884619/a-classics-major-gets-laidmaybe A Classics Major Gets Laid...Maybe Wed, 11 Apr 2007 02:50:37 -0400 Come hither, yonder wench and allow me tell you the tale of horny Aphrodite – the goddess who never wanted for attention! Hers is a tale of tawdry torment, of bounteous lust, of skin-slapping without end! ‘Tis the tale of the night fox, indeed it is! Ha, ha, ha. Oh, yes! Oh yes, indeed!



Are you ready to bow down to the Scepter of Agamemnon, my love? You must be, for your eyes sing songs to my heart’s delight and your lips are full and red! Ours shall be a boning that sweeps away time and space – more akin to the chaos of the void than the harmony of the Cosmos, yes?
...]]> /article/873126 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/873126/friedrich-engels-tries-to-get-laid Friedrich Engels Tries To Get Laid Sun, 08 Apr 2007 18:47:51 -0400

Hey, what’s up? My name’s Freddy. Care if I sit down here for a second? Alright, cool. Oh man, it’s so nice to be able to go out and relax. I’ve just been so busy recently, you know, writing the Communist Manif… wait, what’d you say? Who sings this song? Umm I’m not really sure. I think it’s La Bouche or something like that. Yeah, it is a good song. “Be my lover wanna be my lovaaah” Hey, where are you going? To dance? Yeah, I’d love to… oh, with your friends. Uhh sure, go ahead. I’ll just uhh sit here and relax because uhh I’m so worn out from writing the Communist Manifesto because I wrote it and I’m tired from writing it, the Communist Manifesto!
...]]> /article/864274 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/864274/youre-never-going-to-find-these-eggs You're Never Going To Find These Eggs Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:50:44 -0400 Oh. My. God. I am a mastermind. I am an evil genius. I am Godlike. You will never- NEVER find these eggs. There’s just no way. Try. Go on, start looking. Oh yeah, yeah, on the mantle, that’s a good start. ERRRR! Wrong! You think I’d hide eggs in the living room? The OBVIOUS first place you’d look? I’m not retarded kids, that’s you.
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