Picture You haven't been cheating? Then how do you explain this bottle cap I found in your pocket when I was doing laundry?
Picture I don't understand people who are still sending us Halloween pictures. Did you guys just get Internet access or something?
Picture "Nothing like getting the public safety officers on campus to come in and have a nice cup of Natty."
Picture With the money you spent on all that natty, could have bought fifteen items off the McDonald's dollar menu.
Picture "Whoever stole our mailbox, please give it back!" Why would you possibly want the original one back?