Is redirecting the thieves one house over.
I prefer the book versions.
Hottest mixtape on the streets right now.
Part of the Thin Wall Challenge, in which this guy tries to win contests against himself before his neighbors finish having sex, because he's not having sex and has nothing better to do I guess.
Attention robbers on this seemingly quaint suburban street.
"But maybe this time try one that isn't the Confederate Flag."
Engagement is never a secure connection
Grizzly Adams knows what's up!
The mark of a truly good neighbor is their ability to respect blue balls.
Wait, isn't this how "Mr. Big -- Hot Chicks" starts?
Fetus: Oh my God haha this placenta is sooo gooey hahaha.
He found a loophole so you can always say whatever you want with no repercussions whatsoever.
Four months later, another sign went up about the realtor being a f*ckface.
Just when you thought sharing the elevator couldn't be any more awkward.
That's just not fair.
I can't decide who is being a worse neighbor here.