Mario Beer Pong is so going to be the next Wii game.
They must've turned down so many douchey orcs at clubs.
Iron. Construction Paper. What's the diff?
"I should've divorced him when I had the chance," said his miserable wife through a forced smile.
There's an 8 foot cord attached to her... back.
I'd like to push her buttons.
The most elusive Pokemon of all - Triasisaur.
There's no greater dastardly duo than gingivitis and plaque.
I hope that "V" doesn't stand for Virginity.
Muggles need not apply.
This is my Final Fantasy.
Nananananananananananananananana Fat Man.
PREPORIOUS DOUCHEBAGIUM "Preppy Douchebag" Pickup line: "You would look good sunbathing at my Nantucket summer cottage." Found: Ivy League campuses, smoking clubs, Rugby stores Wears: Polo …
Now that's something legendary.
"I am your... Mother."